I-FAQ's (In-Frequently Asked Questions)
As mom to many, I must face an invariable list of questions every day. Several times a day. Some examples include: Mom, can I have candy? Mom, can I watch a show? Mom, can I have a snack? Mom, how many more minutes until lunch? Mom, what are you making for lunch? Mom, is this lunch or dinner? Mom, can I have a snack? Mom, how many more minutes until dinner? Mom, what are you making for dinner? Honey, how many more minutes until dinner? Honey, what are you making for dinner? Mom, can I have a snack? Sigh. There does seem to be some paranoia in my home about food. People! I feed you. Several times a day. I never forget. Don't worry! Anyway, this week, I decided not to focus on the countless questions that may very well do me in, and instead highlight the more unusual questions that came my way, some of which hurt my brain. Here's a sampling: Rob: Are you wearing a girdle? (His way of telling me I looked svelt, I guess.) Seth: Does God have a belly button? Lily, to me as Rob was l...